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<blockquote>Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law?
 
<blockquote>Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law?
  
A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.</blockquote>
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A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.</blockquote>
  
 
==Problems==
 
==Problems==

Revision as of 09:03, 15 October 2018

Full Title or Meme

Conformity in fulfilling official requirements.

Context

Humor from the New Yorker[1]

Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law? A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.

Problems

Solutions

References

Merriam Webster 3rd
  1. Ian Frazier, Shouts and Murmurs. T (2018-10-22) The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/10/22/ask-the-compliance-expert?mbid=nl_Daily%20101518&CNDID=42580115