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Humor from the New Yorker<ref>Ian Frazier, ''Shouts and Murmurs''. T (2018-10-22) The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/10/22/ask-the-compliance-expert?mbid=nl_Daily%20101518&CNDID=42580115</ref> | Humor from the New Yorker<ref>Ian Frazier, ''Shouts and Murmurs''. T (2018-10-22) The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/10/22/ask-the-compliance-expert?mbid=nl_Daily%20101518&CNDID=42580115</ref> | ||
<blockquote>Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law? | <blockquote>Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law? | ||
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A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.</blockquote> | A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 09:03, 15 October 2018
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Conformity in fulfilling official requirements.
Context
Humor from the New Yorker[1]
Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law?A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.
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Merriam Webster 3rd- ↑ Ian Frazier, Shouts and Murmurs. T (2018-10-22) The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/10/22/ask-the-compliance-expert?mbid=nl_Daily%20101518&CNDID=42580115
