Compliance

Full Title or Meme

Conformity in fulfilling official requirements.

Context

Humor from the New Yorker

Q: I am pursuing due diligence regarding the accepted best practices having to do with theft. When I’m stealing parts from my neighbor’s car, how do I remain fully compliant and not go outside the bounds of the law? A: Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.

References

Merriam Webster 3rd